SMALL BUT CUTE

Animal

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Scaly, feathery or furry living things in the world. Animals like cats, bird, lizards and fish. They fly, swim and/or walk on all four feet. They make cute sounds too. Animals may not be people but they need to be treated with respect. (that means no killing for sports, and no meaness and no neglect.) People who do kill animals for any stupid reason make the human race look inhuman and they should be in jail forever. Animal abuse should not happen, not in real life, not in movies, books and Definitely not in anime, cartoons, manga, comics and in other things. If there is any animal abuse and deaths in those, it should be fixed right away. Animals can be your best friends if you treat them right. Also, if there's a thing that greatly revive dead people and animals, use it for animals used in illegal fights and whatever the situtaton was. Even time machines will help. No animal deserves to die at all. They can make the world we live in beautiful. Besides, they ARE GOD'S CREATION!! Animals are so cute! The sight of something so effing cute, such as a beagle puppy playing, or any cute puppy, or baby dressed in a onesie that makes them look like a bear or some other fuzzy cute animal. Take an already cute baby, add theonesie multiplier effect and it is too much for most passionate, feeling people to take. Once the cute-rage has occurred, this energy must be dissipated by punching something, typically a large pillow which provides enough resistance for the blows to feel satisfying or hugging the kid/dog so hard their eyes pop out; as this is not an option, you hit the pillow and run around swearing about the cuteness. Cute-rage CANNOT and does not occur with inanimate objects. The DSM only defines cute-rage to occur after seeing a living thing that is off-the-charts cute, or doing something similarly cute. Holy fawking shit, did you see that four-year-old dressed up as a lion? He had a tail, the hood with ears a la Max from Where the Wild Things Are, whiskers painted on his chubby little cheeks! When he trick-or-treated my house I almost punched a hole in the door from the cute-rage; I was so overtaken by his off-the-charts cuteness! He even growled at me with this little kid voice before the "trick-or-treat". SOURCE:GOOGLE.COM